Established in the Wisdom & Folly of Ages Past

The Retrospective Dispensary

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Patient Intake
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A historical curiosity, for amusement only. These are beliefs of the past — many dangerously wrong. Do not follow this advice. For anything real, consult a living, licensed doctor.